Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where was Noah born?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animals make the best football players?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?