How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?