What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Do dads always snore?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How does a cow do math?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?