Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?