How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?