How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you organize a space party?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
If you need help building an ark...
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?