Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How was the wedding?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?