How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do books sleep?