What kind of water does an angel like?
Holy water!
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
When should you start writing a book?