Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?