How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?