Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What condiment has wings?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?