What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do Scottish toads play?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?