Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do sprinters eat before a race?