Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call the dog magician?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do fleas travel?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?