What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What snacks always have the best tan?