How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?