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Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How much does freedom weigh?
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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
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What tea do footballers drink?
What is the emptiest holiday?
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