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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What table can you never sit at?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a sad latte?
What fish sings the best?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do rhinos charge?
Did you know about April 1st?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?