Why don't ants get sick?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?