Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are frogs always happy?