Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What are you studying in math?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?