Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which bug is related to you?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?