What birds make average students?
What is an insect's favorite game?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?