Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?