Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Two silkworms got in a fight.