What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?