How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is the most faithful insect?
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Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?