What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?