What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do billboards talk?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?