What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What shape is bad at driving?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call an old snowman?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?