Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do bees get to school?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What vegetables make the best music?