What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How does dinner smell?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?