Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?