Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?