Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do bears keep cool?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?