How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?