What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
When does a horse talk?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the noisiest food?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a cow with two legs?