Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?