What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the richest basketball team?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?