How does the moon cut her hair?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How can you make 7 even?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?