What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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What do you call a dog in space?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do frogs get to work?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?