What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What game do bats excel at?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do tough ducks come from?