Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?