What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A book just fell on my head.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?