What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?