What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of books do boats write?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?