Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?