Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How does dinner smell?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?