Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do all the planets get along?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?