What does the sun drink out of?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What bee is good for your health?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?