Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?