Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?