Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?