How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How does dinner smell?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the math book sad?