Why do plants hate algebra?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
