Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?