How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the scariest letter?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What animal has the most fun?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?