What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the toad die?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do billboards talk?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?