Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?