What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
How do birds threaten one another?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?