What do you call octopus twins?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?