What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?