What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the foal cough?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?