What did March say to the madness?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do chefs do in their spare time?