What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's black and white and goes around and around?