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What reads and lives in an apple?
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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
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Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which dogs love to study science?
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What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do you get straight A's?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?