What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you talk to a giant?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the bee sad?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.