Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Can February March?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?