Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How do automobiles fly?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What animal could Noah not trust?