Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is another name for a cow?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do horses navigate at night?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?