Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?