What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Which singer could always break a five?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?