What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What math figure is also in the band?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?