Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How is cat food sold?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What bird is always sad?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?