What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?