Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
