What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
It's allergy season again?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?