Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you arrest a pig?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do Scottish toads play?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?