What do you call a retired vegetable?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you give a sick lemon?