What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?