Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the bee say to the flower?