Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why was the broom late for school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the beach's favorite movie?