Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who invented fractions?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What time is your dentist appointment?