Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a forklift?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are ghosts always single?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?