Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?