Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the tire self-conscious?