Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which insect makes the best father?