Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is the most attractive fruit?