Why do magicians score well in exams?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How much does freedom weigh?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?