Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do books sleep?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How long will dinner be?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you get a country girl to like you?