What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?