What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is the most adorable season?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?