Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is the most adorable season?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?