What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did summer say to spring?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?