What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Can February March?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?