Why are books always so angry?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How does a taco bless the table?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What words make the best athletes?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?