What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
When do astronauts eat?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?