Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
When do cows get tired?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?