Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What country has the most fish?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?