Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How can you make 7 even?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How does a cow do math?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What superpower do all middle children have?