Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What day of the week do chickens hide?