Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do frogs get to work?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?