How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?