Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?