What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call the dog magician?