What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What game does pasta always play at recess?