Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a bat's favorite game?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How does a cow do math?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?