Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are winter days great?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which is the worst season?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which celebrity always frowns?