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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?