What's a cat's favorite song?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
