What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?