What animal always goes to heaven?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the border collie get a raise?