Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the strongest animal?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which state has the best streets?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a very small Valentine?