Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?