Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?