What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do mice leave their boats?