What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is another name for a cow?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?