What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the student always get straight A's?