Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you get kids to do something?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What school subject really rocks?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?