Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?