Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What bird is always sad?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?