Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the foal cough?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?