Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the frog starve?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are babies so good at basketball?