What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?