Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?