Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do bees get to school?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which is the worst season?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?